25 Best Toys for Kids That Just Want to Act Goofy (Fun Ideas)

Wondering where you could possibly find toys that are quirky enough for the lovable, goofy kid in your life? Well, you’re in the right place because we have found the wackiest toys, ever. There’s everything from family games all about poop to squishy sumo wrestlers and even racing grannies.

best toys for goofy kids

HearthSong® Blue BBOP Buddy Bumper Ball

How much fun do these crazy bumper balls look? Kids are sure to love having lots of harmless fun running and bumping into each other with these. When deflated, the bumper balls are small and portable, so you can take them anywhere; camping, to the beach, or family parties and gatherings, too.

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Rubie's Costume Jurassic World T-Rex Inflatable Costume

From Rubie’s Costume come these totally roarsome inflatable T-Rex costumes. These are perfect for many occasions – fancy dress parties, looking spooky for Halloween, role play at home or even carnivals. This dinoriffic outfit features cool sound effects and also comes with gloves and shoe covers, for a complete Jurassic look.

$57.78

Star Wars Movie Roaring Chewbacca Wookiee Sounds Mask

No fan of Star Wars should be without this wicked Wookie mask. It roars just like Chewbacca and the wider you open your mouth, the louder the roar gets! Brilliant for scaring the unexpected this Halloween. With adjustable straps, it grows with your child so they can play with it for years to come.

$24.00

William Mark Feisty Pets Glenda Glitterpoop The Unicorn

Say hello to Glenda Glitterpoop the Unicorn. This majestic creature looks pleasant and sweet at first glance, though with just a squeeze behind the ears she’s bound to give anyone a fright as she turns into a scary beast. With fangs as big as hers, you’re going to want to stay out of her way.

$22.49

T.J. Wisemen Remote Controlled Fart Machine

No list of weird and wonderful wonders could go without a fart machine! Sneaky scoundrels can set up the Boom Box Blaster (speaker) near their unsuspecting victim and with their remote control, they can let rip with any of the 15 trump sounds (though their cheeky little giggles will no doubt give them away).

$16.95

Bendon Wacky Create-a-Face Sticker Book

With 32 blank faces and 295 stickers, this wacky faces sticker book from Bendon is great for entertaining kids on the go. With so many crazy combinations, they’ll be occupied for hours, so you could take it in the car, plane, or even use it to keep them happy in waiting rooms.

$9.95

Bluw Racing Granny and Speeding Grandad

Forget the fancy supercars or helicopters, there’s nothing more exhilarating than watching this daredevil duo, Granny and Grandad, race against each other. With a wind-up Granny using her walking aid and a pull-back Grandad in his speedy mobility scooter, who will win? Who knows, but it’s bound to be a close call.

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Hasbro Don't Step in It

From Hasbro comes Don’t Step In It, a unique game that’s all about dodging poop. Players are blindfolded and then sent down the ‘poop’ covered trail, and it’s their job to NOT step in it. The person who stepped in the least amount of squishy, smelly mess is the (rather lucky) winner!

$22.93

Mattel Flushin’ Frenzy Game – Pop The Poop!

Flushin’ Frenzy – a game all about catching poop. Players must take it in turns to roll the die and then plunge the toilet the amount of numbers displayed on it. Watch out though, as no one knows when the poop will come flying out! Scramble to catch it before anyone else to get your tokens.

$34.39

Identity Games Poopyhead Card Game

We all know that kids find nothing funnier than poop, so you know they’re going to love the ever-so-goofy Poopyhead game. The player with the most cards left after each round has to place a poop on their head; after 5 intense rounds, the one with the most amount of poop is the stinky loser.

$19.99

NPW-USA Sound Machine

With 16 belly-laugh inducing sounds, like farts and whistles, this mini machine is bound to be a hit with boys and girls of all ages. Being pocket-sized, it can be taken anywhere with them – while shopping with Mom, sitting with Grandma, anywhere, so it’s definitely best to expect the unexpected with this one!

$15.00

Bluw Racing Grannies

These crazy wind-up grannies are going to have your children entertained for hours on end. Wind the elderly pair up and watch them jet off and race against each other with their walkers. It’s time to place your candy bets because it’s bound to be a close call.

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Hasbro Games Toilet Trouble

To play Toilet Trouble, players spin the toilet roll to find out how many flushes to make and then flush the number of times – if the flushing sound is made but no water comes out, you’re safe. The unlucky member who gets sprayed is out! And then it’s on to the next round…eek.

$21.98

Grass Head Learning Toy

From AvoSeedo come these fabulous Grass Heads – not only are these innovative and fun, but they also help your little ones to learn about nature. After planting the ‘hair’, it can start to grow in around 7 days; once long, kids can then even style and trim it, to keep their Grass Head looking trendy.

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Ideapro Talking Hamster Plush Toy

So, your child may already have a pet, but they are never going to be as cool as this hamster. This toy is not only cute and cuddly, but it dances, moves its head, and even repeats what you said in a silly squeaky voice that’s sure to have your kid giggling away all day.

$19.88

Forum Novelties Rat Toy

Children will have hours of fun spooking their family and friends with this Forum Novelties remote control rat/mouse toy. They can have it spring out from under somebody’s chair, behind the door, or when they open the fridge – they could even use it on unsuspecting trick or treaters for some sneaky Halloween fun.

$12.99

Me So Funny Sumo Wrestler Squeezies Stress Reliever Ball

Let go of your stresses with this super funny sumo wrestler stress ball. We’re sure you have never seen a stress ball quite like this one! Hand wrestle with it and squeeze as hard as you can to help alleviate your stress and worries, while also having a good laugh.

$15.95

Odowalker Different Style Fake Teeth

Whether you’re looking to switch up your daily look or perhaps wanting to add those special extra touches to your Halloween costume, these gross fake dentures are sure to more than fit your needs. The pack comes with 10 different mouthpieces, some with scary bloody fangs, others with black teeth, big gaps and more.

$9.99

Remote Control Cockroach

Imagine the amazing pranks you’ll be able to pull with this disgusting remote control cockroach. The cockroach moves realistically as it crawls across the floor, which is sure to have everyone freaking out and screaming! So it’s definitely NOT for the faint hearted…probably best not to scare Granny with this one.

$19.97

Wrestler Inflatable Pop Up Punching Toy

Looking to let go of some stress? Then grab your boxing gloves because this inflatable punching bag is the one for you. With such a goofy looking wrestler character, it’s safe to say you’re going to be laughing your head off as it keeps popping back up for more – there’s no better way to chill out.

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Schylling Slide Whistle Toy

You’re never going to hear the end of the funny sound effects or random whistle tunes and songs with this Schylling slide whistle toy – that said, it’s sure to brighten up your day and make it lots more interesting. Dropped something? Whoooooppp! Tripped up? Do-do-dooo-doooo (who knows what else they can come up with?)

$8.95

Melissa & Doug Make-a-Face Sticker Pad

With such silly faces, this Melissa & Doug make-a-face sticker pad is brilliant for keeping little ones busy and entertained throughout long and boring journeys. This handy activity book consists of 20 bright and exciting background pages and over 170 wacky stickers, so the crazy face possibilities really are endless.

$7.99

Chia Pet

How groovy is this Trolls Chia Pet? Young girls and boys will hugely enjoy planting chia seeds into this Trolls plant pot and watching them grow into a full ‘head of hair’ in just 1 or 2 weeks. The box comes with 3 lots of seeds so it can be used over and over again.

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Funny Faces Velcro Activity

The best thing about this funny faces toy is that it’s made with velcro, so it can be played with for years to come. The kit is also waterproof, so even if there are any accidental spills, you can rest assured this toy is safe, plus it even comes in a handy storage case.

$19.97

Cute Cat Stress Reliever Toys

If you are a parent, you’ll know just how much all children love to constantly fiddle with things, so it’s always handy to have something stored in your bag for them to play with when out and about. Just like these adorable kitties – no one will be able to resist giving these a good squish!

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3 Harmless Diy Kid’s Pranks to Make Them ROFL

Diy Googly Eye Prank

So, this idea may be simple, but it’s certain to keep your kids amused for as long as the pack of googly eyes will let them. We present to you the DIY googly eye prank. This funny prank simply consists of placing a pair of the gobbly-googly eyes on anything they can find.

Diy Balloon Explosion Prank

Everyone loves a good prank, kids especially, so take a look at this easy balloon explosion idea. It’s just a case of blowing up balloons, taping them to the door and waiting for the poor unexpecting victim to walk through it and hear a huge BANG as the balloons explode – how funny!

Diy Catch A Dollar Prank

Everyone has seen the ‘catch a dollar’ prank, but that doesn’t make it any less funny. Pranksters need to simply attach some string to a dollar and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up – their confused faces will have you giggling away every time.