25 Hilarious Gag Christmas Gifts for Kids (ROFL!)

Kids are crazy for video games, not so much for helping out around the house, right? Imagine how conflicted they’ll be when they unwrap a gift they’ll think is a video game about doing chores. Since the box is a fake, they’ll actually love the books, socks, or underwear Santa brought, and you’ll win Christmas.

Have your kiddos been bugging you for RC toys this year? Give in and get them this remote control cockroach. Even if they’re repulsed by it, they’ll have a great time learning to maneuver this super creepy realistic insect with the remote. At the very least, they’ll learn to be careful what they wish for.

So your tween-ager needs some encouragement to tend to personal hygiene. Introducing Money Soap! This novelty bar has a real bill in the center. But you have to wash to get to the cash. With US currency ranging from $1 to $50, it might be worth it to your little stinker to take a shower.

Stinky kids are not much fun. How do you solve the problem without turning your home into a battlefield? Macaroni and Cheese soap is the solution to bring laughter and olfactory delight back to your home. With fun kid-appealing scents, this novelty soap will have them clamoring for bathtime. What a great stocking stuffer.

Turd is the word for the silliest gifts this Christmas. Introducing Mr. Turd, patriarch of the pet turd family. Who knew pet turds were a thing? Your kiddos will think you’re the coolest, most up-to-date parent when they find turds under the tree. Does that make this lowly emoji toy a “holy $#:+”? We think so!

So you’re looking for gag Christmas gifts for kids. But you don’t want them to actually gag. Sparkle Farts is a delightful and funny plush that says outrageous things when you squish him. A special “unicorn fart” treat is just the thing to make this gift more of a gas and less of a gag.

Are your kiddos ready to learn about financial planning? This cute little panda pops up from his innocent-looking box and steals coins placed on his bamboo plate. It’s more than a fun activity, it’s a savings bank for all the coins they can find in the couch or earn doing extra chores around the house.

Getting youngsters to do things that are necessary – like bathing – can be challenging. You don’t want to make it unpleasant for them, but they have to wash. Give them the gift of good hygiene with this fun “Fishin’ for Floaters” game. We promise they won’t smell like $#:+ even though they’re bathing with poo.

What’s better than a wee pee boy toy for Christmas? How about TWO wee pee boy toys? That’s right, you can get a pair of lads who will drop trou and stream, doubled up for even more wee-wee and pee-pee fun. It doesn’t matter if you’re one or one hundred, dolls that squirt are funny.

Are your children glad to give you a hand around the house? Maybe they need you to give them a hand. Or a pair of tiny hands from BigMouth Inc. These funny paws are absurd which makes them perfect for jokesters and pranks. Not a bad idea if you want gag Christmas gifts for kids.

Wacky Chicken is the next nutty sensation in plush animated toys. This plucky little clucker is ready to dance and prance, wriggle and giggle, or twerk and jerk. Just squeeze the little chickeny hand or choke the chicken (we mean the stuffed doll chicken) to activate the next go-round of silly antics and “Camptown Races.”

Everybody farts. With this remote control fart machine, your kiddos will have fun with that nugget of information while setting up friends and family members to be the butt of their jokes. It’s like an old-fashioned whoopee cushion with a modern twist so your prankster can trigger it over and over without revealing the trick.

Need a laugh? It’s on the Sound Machine! Choose this fun device for the drama queen or the budding comedian. This handheld console delivers sixteen sound effects to accompany their next performance. Sixteen choices from applause to whistles to drum rolls – just about anything your kid would like to punctuate his or her activity.

How much fun would it be if Santa left a bag of farts under the tree? You can make that happen with Bag Of Farts brand cotton candy. Whoopee! In several varieties, there’s one to suit everybody. Each bag is now filled with even more magical farts. Turn any Christmas gathering into a hilarious “farty.”

Active kids have a hard time sitting still, even on the toilet. Give your youngsters this great Pot N’ Putt potty putter game and they can improve their skills on the green while on the throne. What goes on behind closed doors should be fun. We won’t tell them if you give it a go.

When you combine things to make new things, you have a recipe for success. Imagine how successful you’ll feel when you choose this adorable coloring book filled with delightful drawings of animals because kids and coloring go together. And these critters are all flatulent. Farting animals make kids giggle. It’s an odd, but memorable combination.

They say everything is better with bacon. If your kids like bacon, then waxed bacon floss exclusively from Archie McPhee Accoutrements will help them improve their dental hygiene and you’ve got your Christmas shopping done. At least the part where you’re shopping for gag Christmas gifts for kids. You’ll all appreciate their brighter bacon-fresh smiles.

Stress relief toys and gadgets have never been as funny as Piggy Poop. Choose this delightful tinned goo for every stocking you need to stuff this Christmas and watch holiday stress and anxiety melt away into giggles and jokes as your kids enjoy the benefits of squishing piggy poop between their fingers. Not actual poop.

Developing a sense of humor takes time and practice. The Schylling Joke Box has eight classic props for the cheesiest of gags, so your youngster can begin honing a gift for laughter with the basics. Don’t be surprised if you find yourself on the receiving end of a silly prank. For kids 6 and up.

You’ve seen No. 2 pencils, but have you ever seen a No. 2 pen? Shaped like a toilet deposit, your kiddos will scream with laughter when you stick the Poo Pen in their Christmas stockings. A particularly apt choice for the ungrateful ones who say you never give them $#:+. Now you can.

The flingshot slingshot flying monkey is a scream. It looks like a cute little monkey in a cape until your clever youngsters figure out how to manipulate the hand pockets and rubber arms to send this crazy chimp flying through the air. It can go up to fifty feet for a wild and hilarious flight.

All the fun of a whoopee cushion at your fingertips. Farting sounds emit from this poop emoji pen to the delight and embarrassment of your friends. Or your kid’s friends if you can bring yourself to actually put it in your youngster’s Christmas stocking. Which is why you ordered it. Get two, keep one yourself!

Whether they’re sitting in a boat or on the pot, fishermen gotta fish. So if your kiddos are lucky enough to get the potty fisher from Fairly Odd Novelties, then you’ll know “the big one” is a fish if they mention it when exiting the toilet. We don’t wanna know what they use for bait!

Does your youngster fancy himself something of a thug? This super cool switchblade is actually a grooming device and not an illegal weapon. Seen in movies about kids and motorcycles and all things awesome, your lad will be glad to emulate the boys from “Grease.” At the very least he’ll comb his hair on occasion.

Twenty fart sound effects. That’s a lot of farting sounds. So many fart sounds mean so many opportunities to prank someone, even a sibling. That’s what your kid will think when Santa delivers the Fart Button this Christmas Eve. If that’s what you’re planning, maybe you should leave him beans instead of cookies this year.