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28 Worst Products for Parents Wanting to Set a Good Example (Yikes)

We all know those perfect parents; the ones who would never let their kid watch TV or drink some juice. Put a spanner in the works with the items from this list, it’ll show them that they don’t have to be perfect for have awesome kids. You won’t find the worst products for kids anywhere else!

Fred CHILL Lil' Lager Baby Bottle

Fred CHILL Lil' Lager Baby Bottle

We all know that Dad loves an ice-cold beer but what do you do when he’s passed that onto baby? Of course, you can’t give lager to an infant so you improvise with this; the Lil’ Lager baby bottle so it looks like Junior is guzzling beer – one of the best worst products for kids ever!

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You Are The Father (Maury) Baby Onesie

You Are The Father (Maury) Baby Onesie

Don’t waste your time going onto the Maury show for DNA results, who’d want to be on national TV anyway? Just pop your baby into this cute vest, complete with Maury’s face. Then your baby daddy will definitely know the kid is his; no DNA test required.

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Experimenting with Babies Book

Experimenting with Babies Book

Science is a lot of fun but there’s nothing to say you can’t use your baby for scientific experiments. Obviously they have to be safe ones, but that’s what this book provides; 50 super fun and amazing experiments which you can do with your baby.

$14.40


Go the F**k to Sleep

Go the F**k to Sleep

If you’ve been cursed with a child who doesn’t sleep, you’ll understand the struggle. This book will provide you with some comfort while you’re up in the night for the gazillionth time. Don’t read it to your child before bed though, it definitely isn’t suitable!

$12.42


Fred CHILL Zip It Pacifier

Fred CHILL Zip It Pacifier

Are you even a parent if you’ve never told your child to zip it on a few occasions? This pacifier will let your feelings about your child’s whinging be known to the whole world. It’ll also help to keep your child quiet, something which we all enjoy as parents.

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Brisco Brands House White Bottle Bodysuit

Brisco Brands House White Bottle Bodysuit

Are you thinking of taking your baby out to dinner? It’s a bold move, but if you think you can handle any scenario which is thrown at you, then go for it. Just don’t forget to put your baby is this hilarious baby vest which expresses his choice of drink quite clearly.

$14.99


GAMAGO Sippy Cup

GAMAGO Sippy Cup

When we’ve been kept up all night, coffee is our best friend and there’s nothing like heading out to your local Starbucks. Your baby doesn’t need to be left out though; this baby bottle makes it look as though he’s got his very own cup of steaming coffee.

$11.99


Crazy Bros Tee's Drink Bottles Date Models Onesie

Crazy Bros Tee's Drink Bottles Date Models Onesie

This is the perfect vest to show off your baby’s life aspirations. Available in three different colors, you can put this on your child whenever you want people to see what you want him to achieve. You can buy it in every size up to 12 months so he won’t outgrow it for a while!

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Fred CHILL Stopper Pacifier

Fred CHILL Stopper Pacifier

Made from silicone, this pacifier will give you the peace you deserve while making you laugh every time you look at your baby. Because this isn’t an ordinary pacifier, there’s a plug on the front which makes it look as though you’ve stopped up your child’s mouth.

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Watch Your Language Asshole, I'm A Baby Bodysuit

Watch Your Language Asshole, I'm A Baby Bodysuit

We’re all told to watch our language around young children but what happens when said child is wearing a body vest with dirty words on? If you’re looking for the worst products for kids, this one is high up on that list…but that doesn’t make it any less hilarious.

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Drink 'Til You Pass Out Baby Bib

Drink 'Til You Pass Out Baby Bib

When your baby is new, all they do is feed and sleep. Pop this bib around their neck whenever anyone comes to visit and they’ll soon know what to except. All that matters to them at that age is a full belly and somewhere safe and warm to snooze.

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Daddy's Little Sqirt

Daddy's Little Sqirt

We all know how babies are born (we really don’t need to have a birds and the bees talk now, do we?) When men become fathers, they’re usually pretty pleased that their equipment works and this baby vest for their new baby does all of the talking for them.

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I'm About To Blow Up Your News Feed Onesie

I'm About To Blow Up Your News Feed Onesie

In this day and age, social media is a huge thing and more and more people are sharing their lives on the Internet. This baby vest will warn people about the baby spam that’s going to fill up their social media feeds pretty soon so they can unfollow you if they don’t want to see it.

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Forum Novelties Annoying Baby On Board Doll Prank

Forum Novelties Annoying Baby On Board Doll Prank

We’ve all seen those “Baby on Board” signs which parents place in their cars, right? Whether you think they’re cute or annoying, this one is definitely different to any other ones you’ve seen. It’ll give other road users a fright when they see this staring out of the window.

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inktastic Made In Vachina Infant Creeper

inktastic Made In Vachina Infant Creeper

When we go to visit someone with a new baby, choosing which gift to buy them is really difficult. If you don’t want to go down the cutesy route, why not go for a gag gift instead? This baby vest onesie will certainly make the dad laugh if no one else.

$15.99


Boob Beanie Baby Hat

Boob Beanie Baby Hat

For whatever reason, breastfeeding is a taboo topic and there’s a lot of people who get offended by a woman nourishing her baby. Give them something to really stare at with this knitted boob hat. Just pop it on whenever you’re going to feed your baby and watch people do a double take.

$11.00


Needy AF Onesie

Needy AF Onesie

By their very nature, babies are completely reliant on their parents to do literally everything for them. This can get super tiresome, but this vest might make that a little easier on you. With the words “Needy AF” written on it, you’ll smile to yourself while doing those night feeds.

$13.99


Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Prank Pack Crib Dribbler

Gag gifts are always a good way to lighten the mood, and this gift box is sure to do that. On the outside, it looks as though you’re giving the parents a revolutionary feeding system but little do they know, your real gift is hidden inside waiting to be discovered.

$8.99


I Do Believe I Have Shat Upon My Pantaloons

I Do Believe I Have Shat Upon My Pantaloons

If you’re a parent, chances are that at some point you will have experienced the joys of a poo-splosion. It will definitely help to make cleaning them up a lot funnier if they’re wearing this vest – you could imagine them saying the phrase in a cute British accent.

$13.99


All Because of Netflix & Chill Onesie

All Because of Netflix & Chill Onesie

“Netflix and Chill” has a lot to answer for. You expect to binge watch a new show and you end up with a baby 9 months down the line. If you know that your baby is the result of a failed Netflix binge, they definitely need this baby vest in their wardrobe.

$15.95


Chicken Nugget Soap

Chicken Nugget Soap

Chicken nuggets are delicious. Moist chicken inside a crispy golden batter; what isn’t to love? But what do you do when your obsession with nuggets becomes too much? Buy a chicken nugget shaped soap of course! Obviously they don’t smell like your favorite fast food snack, just fruity watermelon.

$6.50


Billy Bob Grillz Pacifier

Billy Bob Grillz Pacifier

A lot of parents would argue that pacifiers are an essential baby item. If you’re wanting to buy one for your baby but you don’t like the traditional designs, why not go for this one which will make your kid look as though they’ve got grillz. This would definitely make the funny and worst products for kids list.

$12.95


Daddy's Drinking Buddy Onesie

Daddy's Drinking Buddy Onesie

A lot of dads look forward to the moment when their kid can buy them a drink in the local bar, but until that day comes, he still needs a drinking buddy. This baby vest makes it very clear who his new pal is and who is going to keep him company while he’s watching TV.

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HappyMA Newborn Infant Baby Romper

HappyMA Newborn Infant Baby Romper

There has never been a truer phrase printed onto a baby vest. “S**ts and giggles” is pretty much all you’ll get out of a baby, especially in the early days. If you’ve got someone visiting who has no idea about babies, this garment will give them an idea of what to expect.

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Crochet Fake Beard

Crochet Fake Beard

If your baby daddy has a full beard, you’ll wonder whether your child will follow in his footsteps. Obviously you won’t find this out for a few years but here’s a cute way to see what the future holds; a soft crochet beard to dress him up in so he’ll look just like Daddy.

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Kids Straight Outta Time Out Tshirt

Kids Straight Outta Time Out Tshirt

As children get older, they push their boundaries and learn their limits. But with this behaviour comes a lot of time out. This t-shirt is perfect for your little tearaway who is learning how to behave correctly as they grow that little bit bigger.

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Fred CHILL Pequena Cerveza Baby Bottle

Fred CHILL Pequena Cerveza Baby Bottle

You’ll get a lot of double takes from strangers and passers by while you’re feeding your baby out of this bottle. You’ll know that inside is their usual baby milk but to other people, it looks as though your baby is guzzling an ice cold bottle of beer.

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Baby Handlebar Mustache Kissy Lips Pacifier

Baby Handlebar Mustache Kissy Lips Pacifier

Laughter is the best medicine, whether you’re suffering with sleep deprivation or your child is having a temper tantrum and just won’t calm down. Make yourself laugh out loud with this hilarious moustache and kissy lips pacifier, you won’t be able to feel down for long while your baby is using this.

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3 Diy Projects That Will Embarrass Your Kids

Diy Come Back with Tacos Door Mat

Diy Come Back with Tacos Door Mat

Doormats are no longer boring and plain – these days you can get all sorts of designs on them, but they do come at a price. Instead of buying one from a store, why not have a go at making this DIY “Come Back With Tacos” one? Perfect if you’ve got a new baby in the house.


Diy Talk Dirty to Me Laundry Basket

Diy Talk Dirty to Me Laundry Basket

As parents, it seems as though the laundry basket is always full and it’ll never be empty again. Make doing the laundry more fun with this cute DIY basket which you can personalize however you want to, to fit in with your house color scheme and make you smile whenever you put a load in the machine.

Diy Cat Poop Fudge

Diy Cat Poop Fudge

If you’re looking for something fun to do with your kids, this DIY fudge is perfect. But it’s no ordinary fudge; it’ll look as though they’re eating poop from the litter tray! With instructions on how to make the candy plus the realistic litter tray, this will be your kids new favorite activity.

(You may also like: 30 Gag Kids Christmas Gifts That Will Leave Them Delighted or Poop-less)


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